Saturday, February 23, 2013
collegehumor:

10 Parts In The Indiana Jones Movies That Still Bother Me [Click to read]
Indiana Jones: the only guy who could think the Holy Grail is made-up, AFTER discovering that the Ark of the Covenant is face-meltingly real.

Okay but #3, where they ask how Indy knows not to look at the ark I can easily explain. It is in the Torah/Bible (source: my extremely Jewish family) that you are not to touch the ark unless being a priest OR to look inside it because you will die. The nazis wouldn’t care, because they had a blatant disrespect for the Jews and what they stood for, which was not touching or looking at the shiz of God. Indiana Jones, in contrast, would know not to look because he is well-read in many books including the bible, obviously. 
So, yeah. How you like me now.

collegehumor:

10 Parts In The Indiana Jones Movies That Still Bother Me [Click to read]

Indiana Jones: the only guy who could think the Holy Grail is made-up, AFTER discovering that the Ark of the Covenant is face-meltingly real.

Okay but #3, where they ask how Indy knows not to look at the ark I can easily explain. It is in the Torah/Bible (source: my extremely Jewish family) that you are not to touch the ark unless being a priest OR to look inside it because you will die. The nazis wouldn’t care, because they had a blatant disrespect for the Jews and what they stood for, which was not touching or looking at the shiz of God. Indiana Jones, in contrast, would know not to look because he is well-read in many books including the bible, obviously. 

So, yeah. How you like me now.


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    Okay but #3, where they ask how Indy knows not to look at the ark I can easily explain. It is in the Torah/Bible...